Total Medals Earned: 2,314 (From 519 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,400 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/65 points)
Zzzzzz
This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?
'sup folks?
Way too cozy!
Whoops!
The man speaks to the people.
Medals Earned: 12/15 (60/75 points)
Complete the tutorial for Aging Dragon.
Complete the tutorial for American Dragon.
Complete the tutorial for Anime Dragon.
Complete the tutorial for Anthro Dragon.
Complete the tutorial for Cartoon Puppy.
Complete the tutorial for Chbi Balrog.
Complete the tutorial for Cool Dragon.
Complete the tutorial for Deathwing.
Complete the tutorial for Goth Dragon.
Complete the tutorial for Hellhound Puppy.
Complete the tutorial for Swamp Dragon.
Complete the tutorial for White Dragon.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Use 5 Recipes in one turn
20% Recipe Completion
Lose the game.
20% Meal Completion
40% Recipe Completion
40% Meal Completion
60% Recipe Completion
60% Meal Completion
Beat the game
80% Meal Completion
80% Recipe Completion
Beat the superboss.
100% Recipe Completion
100% Meal Completion
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/250 points)
FIND 10 HORRORS
CONTINUE A GAME
START A NEW GAME
CHEAT
SCORE 8,000
FIND 50 HORRORS
BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
UNLOCK ALL MODES
FIND 80 HORRORS
FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
COLLECT 13 GRAVES
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/300 points)
View the credits
Read the instructions
Donate to charity
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?