Total Medals Earned: 2,310 (From 519 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,380 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 3/46 (20/490 points)
Play as a Monk!
Use your Second Wind!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/290 points)
Rescue a carpenter
Rescue a warrior
Rescue a torch man
Rescue the plant kid
Rescue everyone
Win the game
Medals Earned: 6/9 (150/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Press A to view your inventory
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/175 points)
Beat World 1
Beat World 2
Beat World 3
Beat World 4
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/280 points)
Check out the Credits page!
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 7/24 (70/325 points)
First death
Jump up onto the ladder
Collect ruby in flight
Found the first artifact
Put dynamite creeping
First Killed monster
Jump off ladder and get back don't touching ground
Pass level without collecting three rubies
Blown up the first box of TNT
NO killed monsters on the bonus level
Put a dynamite on rock
Kill all monsters in all bonus levels
Change direction three times during the jump
Die 10 times on spikes
Undermine under self a dynamite and fall into a hole
Put a dynamite under box
Complete all bonus levels
Blow up 30 pieces of ground
Complete all levels, spending less than 50 dynamites
Monster killed you 10 times
Collected all the rubies
Kill all enemies bonus lvl for the same number of throws
Complete the level for 10 seconds
Collected all 5 artifacts
Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 5/29 (30/500 points)
Step on the arrow!
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Touch a Wall!
See that wall? Touch it.
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
The singular form of data!
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Everybody hurts~
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Not as cool as it sounds.
Speed run the first three levels!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
You may not want to use these too much.
Reach the end without dying!